The art of the 7″ single has been revamped with digital download incentives and the possible awesomeness that could await on a unique b-side or remix. The popularity of the little suckers has exploded with the Record Store Day and Vinyl Saturdays occurring at record stores across the country. Also, many are shipped to stores to be giveaways, which surprises me because most employees seem to never give them to me unless I ask if they have any giveaways. Five out of seven of the below singles are giveaways, some were welcome free gems, others…. not so much. Another thing people don’t consider is the manual effort involved in playing a 7″ single. You HAVE to want to hear it because in 3-4 minutes, the song will end and you have to flip the thing over. Yeah, it’s less efficient than an eight track.
So I’ve decided to take a little adventure through the seven inches I’ve amassed over the past 9 or so months. As I said, several were giveaways, but some were just too awesome to pass up.
1. Chairlift – Evident Utensil 7″

A-Side: Evident Utensil
This is a sublime little single from the Brookyln electro-pop group. Released in 2007, it is a well crafted piece of indie pop. Not amazing, but very fun and listenable. Danceable, too.
B-Side: Evident Utensil (MGMT Remix)
I like this version more, but with its sparse percussion and more sonically laidback sound it sounds much different from Chairlift with the exception of the occasional synth line. It’s even a little tepid for MGMT. Another somewhat disappointing big name remix. The lord-mother of them all being directly below.
Origin: Throw in from my local record store, Vinyl Fever.
Rating: 6/10
2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Zero

A-Side: Zero
Possibly one of my favorite songs of the year and its on one of my favorite albums of the year (It’s Blitz). What’s not to love? The driving synth line and the soaring Karen O vocals are perfect. You can dance to it and enjoy intensity of the track. Just great.
B-Side: Zero (Animal Collective Remix)
Now when I saw this, I was very, very, very excited. Just three months before I got this single I had gotten Merriweather Post Pavilion, one of the best albums of the 21st century, and something I could easily call one of my favorite albums of all time from the weird folks in Animal Collective. Now when I saw an awesome band like that was remixing another great band, I envisioned a blend of the YYY’s synth pop with the weird aurally textured Animal Collective. Instead, I get syncopated vocals over what seems to be a weed eater whacking jello. Dreams, succesfully crushed.
Rating: 1 Crushed Dream
3. Daniel Ash vs. Zak Ambrose – Rock On

A-Side: Rock On (Dirty Queen Mix)
Really boring bad 80’s-esque bar rock. Just plain weird. They actually pressed this on vinyl for Christ’s sake? Who did they think would ever play or enjoy this? Print it on a pack of Marlboro’s and leave it on a table in some bad bar where they have cover bands only.
B-Side: Rock On (Space Echo Mix)
Suck + techno. I knew an already bad 7″ would have a worse b-side.
After a little listening time, it’s a hundred times better than the “dirty queen” version. But please, please tell this producer that laying some rock bass (mediocre rock bass, mind you) over a techno-y beat doesn’t make it good. MAKE IT STOP. NEXT.
Origin: Throw in at Central Square Records in Seaside, Florida.
Rating: 2/10
4. The Killers – Human/Crippling Blow

A-Side: Human
This is really pleasant alternative pop rock. Partway in some awesome 80’s-esque keyboards drop in and it becomes a really interesting song. Brandon Flowers isn’t a half bad songwriter either. I actually like this one.
B-Side: Crippling Blow
Dirty distorted bass and strong piano mixed with some almost White Stripes sounding vocals in a piano romp equals a really fun song. Really old school for the Killers. I really like this one as well. Bonus harpsichord included. Sounds likes a single straight out of the seventies.
Origin: Throw in at Vinyl Fever.
Rating: 7/10
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5. Modest Mouse – Autumn Beds/Whale Song

A-Side: Autumn Beds
Wonderfully chill folky Modest Mouse song from their new EP. Hints of banjo and theremin(?) make this a fantastically different new song.
B-Side: Whale Song
Led by Eric Judy’s strong bass, this is a mostly instrumental b-side with Brock’s unique guitar licks multi-tracked over the jam. Sounds like they just screwed around in the studio, and knowing Modest Mouse, this seems very likely. But definitely a very fun song.
Rating: 7/10
6. Wilco – You Never Know/Unlikely Japan

A-Side: You Never Know
It’s happy Wilco from their latest album Wilco (The Album). Beautiful classic rock harmonies during the harmony. Such an upbeat song, it’s nice to hear Jeff Tweedy in a good mood.
B-Side: Unlikely Japan
Now this is an absolute treat. This an early version of Impossible Germany recorded at Stoma Studios in 2003, absolutely different version of the Sky Blue Sky cut. The second half of the song calms down and Tweedy uses a vocoder over his vocals, very weird for a Wilco song, but a must have for any Wilco fan.
Rating:8/10
7. Elvis Perkins in Dearland

Wonderful Harry Nillsson-like vocals and amazingly fun instrumentals with clarinet and oboes, a crashing cymbal with tromping piano gives a wonderfully ragtime feel to the track “Lookout, Lorraine”. The second track has haunting double tracked vocals and a shivering organ, really, really interesting.
Rating: 9/10
Too boring AND crappy to put on the list. Anberlin – Feel Good Drag 7″

A-Side: Feel Good Drag
Pop-punky crap is my first impression. And that’s pretty much what it is. Oh excuse me, indie pop punky crap.
B-Side: Blame Me Blame Me (Remix)
Repeated stupid hooks, and apparently a “remix”.
Origin: Throw in at Central Square Records in Seaside, Florida.
Rating: 4/10
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